My soon to be seventeen year old Cairn Terrier Moose, who has earned her right to waddle outside and sniff the earth except in NYC where occasionally her naturally rebellious energy causes the envy and wrath of men around her…
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Today it feels like some old bones are waking up, some bones that are frozen are thawing, some that have been warm are burning and some are flitting away until it seems like there is more than one skeleton inside…
These are some bits of writing that didn’t make it to my final scripts; I’m certain they’ll emerge somewhere else like the Swamp Thing with a seaweed dye job (i.e., my back feels like it’s made of instant pudding and…
My favorite passing or streaking thought of the day is one of my favorite SNL sketches ever, Massive Headwound Harry with brilliant Dana Carvey: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/massive-head-wound-harry/278696 What makes it all the more brilliant is that this is the only sketch ever…
on the boat alone and she was doing a voiceover while I was watching like a film as the camera slowly zoomed in on her face and you could see the age on her face but it continued to swoop…
Anyone with an appreciation of 80’s sci fi movies will get the blog heading. (Enemy Mine) Dennis Quaid as Dennis Quaid as an astronaut and Lou Gossett Jr as a self impregnating kind of scaly reptilian stuck together on a…
Walking home from the Cocoa Bar, my new favorite cafe spot in Brooklyn, feeling the lyrics to Thelonius Monk ‘Round Midnight’ starting to assert themselves as certain hours of the dark are like markers for moods of the soul; midnight…
I’m taking jazz vocal so I can release the dusty blues musician playing vibes with my ribs inside me. Every week we bring in a song to shape. I remembered I had this old Tony Bennett album he recorded with…
One quick note; if God plans to upgrade our species design assuming he/she/it wants to or has budget for it, please design a dribble free penis. I don’t know how many times, even after owning my member for every day…
Reading my title I wonder if it sounds like I’m wearing a tuxedo while turning into the tsunami or the tsunami is wearing the tux. either way, it’s cool. Last night I lay in bed awake like I could play…