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When you dream of your ex, time to get a colonic

  • Posted on November 4, 2011
  • by leeminor7

I’ve not had a colonic even though I’m getting more thorough with my health but now might be a good time.  I had a dream with my ex last night and she was upset with me and when I woke…

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My dog vs the city of New York

  • Posted on November 2, 2011
  • by leeminor7

My soon to be seventeen year old Cairn Terrier Moose, who has earned her right to waddle outside and sniff the earth except in NYC where occasionally her naturally rebellious energy causes the envy and wrath of men around her…

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Junkyard for Sale

  • Posted on October 30, 2011
  • by leeminor7

Today it feels like some old bones are waking up, some bones that are frozen are thawing, some that have been warm are burning and some are flitting away until it seems like there is more than one skeleton inside…

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Earl of Hiatus sells his cummerbund

  • Posted on October 30, 2011
  • by leeminor7

These are some bits of writing that didn’t make it to my final scripts; I’m certain they’ll emerge somewhere else like the Swamp Thing with a seaweed dye job (i.e., my back feels like it’s made of instant pudding and…

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Karmic depository has a creepy security guard

  • Posted on October 29, 2011
  • by leeminor7

My favorite passing or streaking thought of the day is one of my favorite SNL sketches ever, Massive Headwound Harry with brilliant Dana Carvey: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/massive-head-wound-harry/278696 What makes it all the more brilliant is that this is the only sketch ever…

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I dreamt of Elizabeth Taylor driving a speedboat…

  • Posted on October 28, 2011
  • by leeminor7

on the boat alone and she was doing a voiceover while I was watching like a film as the camera slowly zoomed in on her face and you could see the age on her face but it continued to swoop…

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Frenemies Mine

  • Posted on October 27, 2011
  • by leeminor7

Anyone with an appreciation of 80’s sci fi movies will get the blog heading.  (Enemy Mine) Dennis Quaid as Dennis Quaid as an astronaut and Lou Gossett Jr as a self impregnating kind of scaly reptilian stuck together on a…

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Klingon value size three liter surge

  • Posted on October 26, 2011
  • by leeminor7

Walking home from the Cocoa Bar, my new favorite cafe spot in Brooklyn, feeling the lyrics to Thelonius Monk ‘Round Midnight’ starting to assert themselves as certain hours of the dark are like markers for moods of the soul; midnight…

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