As we enter our galactic phase of effervescent planetary alignment and epidemic super-awareness it reminds me of my days with the drink and the drug years ago and how the highs were pure and distilled but there followed a romp…
My body, sacred walnut that it is, feels a little beat; it holds tension like a magnet sponge and so I went to the gym and did everything and I have a bit of Nyquil haze so my digits are…
I’ve not had a colonic even though I’m getting more thorough with my health but now might be a good time. I had a dream with my ex last night and she was upset with me and when I woke…
I don’t know if McDonald’s still uses Grimace but it was hard not to love a giant triangular purple thing with a voice like Barney on pot. It would be great if the person playing Grimace turned out to be…
My soon to be seventeen year old Cairn Terrier Moose, who has earned her right to waddle outside and sniff the earth except in NYC where occasionally her naturally rebellious energy causes the envy and wrath of men around her…
Today it feels like some old bones are waking up, some bones that are frozen are thawing, some that have been warm are burning and some are flitting away until it seems like there is more than one skeleton inside…
These are some bits of writing that didn’t make it to my final scripts; I’m certain they’ll emerge somewhere else like the Swamp Thing with a seaweed dye job (i.e., my back feels like it’s made of instant pudding and…
My favorite passing or streaking thought of the day is one of my favorite SNL sketches ever, Massive Headwound Harry with brilliant Dana Carvey: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/massive-head-wound-harry/278696 What makes it all the more brilliant is that this is the only sketch ever…
on the boat alone and she was doing a voiceover while I was watching like a film as the camera slowly zoomed in on her face and you could see the age on her face but it continued to swoop…
Anyone with an appreciation of 80’s sci fi movies will get the blog heading. (Enemy Mine) Dennis Quaid as Dennis Quaid as an astronaut and Lou Gossett Jr as a self impregnating kind of scaly reptilian stuck together on a…