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Actor (SAG-AFTRA) Writer Performer Filmmaker and Tipsy Argonaut

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Klingon value size three liter surge

  • Posted on October 26, 2011
  • by leeminor7

Walking home from the Cocoa Bar, my new favorite cafe spot in Brooklyn, feeling the lyrics to Thelonius Monk ‘Round Midnight’ starting to assert themselves as certain hours of the dark are like markers for moods of the soul; midnight…

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latent discoveries of a musical genius

  • Posted on October 25, 2011
  • by leeminor7

I’m taking jazz vocal so I can release the dusty blues musician playing vibes with my ribs inside me.  Every week we bring in a song to shape.  I remembered I had this old Tony Bennett album he recorded with…

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Stuffing the suggestion box of the Evan Almighty

  • Posted on October 24, 2011
  • by leeminor7

One quick note; if God plans to upgrade our species design assuming he/she/it wants to or has budget for it, please design a dribble free penis.  I don’t know how many times, even after owning my member for every day…

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Turning into the Tsunami wearing a Tuxedo

  • Posted on October 23, 2011
  • by leeminor7

Reading my title I wonder if it sounds like I’m wearing a tuxedo while turning into the tsunami or the tsunami is wearing the tux. either way, it’s cool. Last night I lay in bed awake like I could play…

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Buddha’s eating all of the hotpockets

  • Posted on October 21, 2011
  • by leeminor7

Memories have shadows.  At dusk, right before night, the shadows are longest.  So when it’s darkest are when the junk stuffed inside those shadows comes out to play.  or not play. I prefer imagination to memory.  Well, one of my…

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The man with a babushka brain

  • Posted on October 20, 2011
  • by leeminor7

I’m sitting here eating a NYC bachelor’s dinner: sabra hummus with genetically engineered Dole carrots. If I eat enough I imagine I’ll spontaneously give birth to a crack baby made out of carrots while I’m sleeping but being genetically engineered,…

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Familiar hurts streaking through the tundra of silence

  • Posted on October 19, 2011
  • by leeminor7

The deepest relationships in my life have dug up the ugliest bones inside me.  Sometimes it’s too much to bear at once and at least once, it almost sent me off to the showers, to be sporting analogistic about it;…

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Born again Titanium Virgin

  • Posted on October 18, 2011
  • by leeminor7

So, after about five or six incarnations of a blog which is almost as many therapists I’ve had over the years and much like I’ve settled on one therapist, mainly the hieroglyphic looking cat I see in the mirror, I…

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